It has begun: The Marineland song is back for another seasonal recycling.<\/p>\n
Yes, today marks the first sighting of the evil corkscrew theme song for the amusement part, and while I’ve nothing against orcas or dolphins or flacchbyrd seagulls, the song is a reminder that when watching TV, you must have a remote with a mute button; when streaming, you must block the audio feed; when listening to the radio, you must have the volume knob within reach. Failure to react pro-actively will damage your psyche.<\/p>\n
This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Concerns Citizens Against Bad Jingles [CCABJ]. For further information and sampling of the said jingle, visit the YouTube link, albeit at your own risk.<\/p>\n
Make yourself familiar with the full libretto, recognize the opening bars and intro lyrics, and be prepared, because only you can prevent Corkscrew Madness:<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
[duh-duh dah-dah!]<\/p>\n
There’s a place I know in Ontario
\nWhere the sea lions kiss, so the story goes
\nIt’s amazing shows and Friendship Cove
\nEveryone loves Marine Land<\/p>\n
You’ll be spinning, diving and soaring high
\nOur roller coaster ride will fly you to the sky
\nNow you know what you’ll say when you leave here today
\nEveryone loves Marine Land<\/p>\n
[duh-duh dah-dah!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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